Joined staff just before the 2008 convention as a way to have fun before enacting his plans for world domination, Evan enjoyed it so much he decided to stay and use his powers of persuasion and megalomaniacal tenacity where they were best suited.....Public Relations. Only occasionally playing magic the gathering and owning all of two anime DVDs and a season of Doctor Who, Evan often finds himself "out-geeked" by his fellow staff members but takes it all in stride. Geek.Kon 2008 was his first convention and introduced him to his all-time favorite con activity, the Steam Century mystery game, which he always makes time to play.

Fun fact: Evans ability to consume inhuman quantities of candy and other sweets has led several staff members to question his humanity.